I have a confession to make… And as everybody knows – if you say it on your blog in front of strangers – it must be true.

I’m super sexy.

I’m a geek.

Not quite Wil Wheaton jabbering in binary capital ‘G’ geeky, but treading pretty damn close.

You see, back in the day when I was but a budding writer (yes, we bud, you didn’t think we had sex did you?), I got it in my head that in order to write a grand and magnificent GB screenplay, one must first endure a tremendous right of intellectual passage called ‘research and preparation.’

(Now, older and balder, I realize all I needed were Caesars made by Canada’s greatest amateur Caesar maker.)

So I know what you’re thinking, -what in Gozer’s name do Caesars have to do with Ghostbusters? And – are you really an alcoholic?

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