After much pressure from the voices inside my head, I’ve decided to do the ‘Full Monty’ and expose myself screenplay online.

Now a 129 pages of glorious unsold, unread, unloved screenplay may not sound like the best way to spend an evening – but in the interest of alcoholism might I suggest making it a drinking game?

The first person to send me detailed rules for said game will receive a ‘sur-prize’ (hah, gawd I’m witty) of my choosing … it could be a car (unlikely unless I steal it), a Ukrainian mail order bride (cool, but also unlikely as I don’t like to share) or even something of lesser value (such as prominent placement in the comments section ooh, ahh) – but let me tell you … to a very small part of the population … it will be tres cool.

I await your response and game rules …

In the mean time, kick back and enjoy my screenplay.

Who knows, maybe in the realm of bizarre odds it will end up selling and you will then be one of the chosen few to have read it before I was forced to take it offline.